Translations of Jang Keun Suk’s Question & Answer session with Eels through Weibo are re-posted below.
Credit: Jang Keun Suk Weibo/Grape weibo (sorting)
English Translation: Sarah Ye
This Q/A session was held by Sina weibo on line site on 2010-08-10 5pm (Shanghai local time). Jang Keun Suk would pick and answer questions asked from weibo on line users, from 422985 questions, he answered 63 of them in one hour.
Q1:If weibo followers go over 10 million, are you really going to dance on the Great Wall?
Suk: Not only dance on the great wall, I will also eat Jajangmyun (Black Bean Sauce noodles).
Note: Jajangmyun it is a popular and tradition noodle dish in Korea, but it was originally from China.
Q2: I didn’t go to chase you today, I am sad now.
Suk: Except you, anybody else came!
Q3: I heard that if man and women’s age gap is 6 years, that’s the best. I’m just like that, hahahah, please consider it.
Suk: That’s the think in your mind only.
Q4: When you will release a single album of Chinese song?
Suk: So you better pali (quick) make my weibo followers go over 10 million!!!
Q5: What it’s your favorite Chinese dish?
Suk: mapo tofu
Note: Here is the wiki page for mapo tofu, is a spicy dish, he loves spicy food. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapo_doufu
Q6: Prince, I like you a lot?
Suk: Can’t you think any question with more creativeness?
Q7: Have you ever consider go back to short hair style?
Suk: Unless I go to temple to be a monk.
Q8: If your weibo followers is over 20 million, what you will do?
Suk: Buy a condo in Beijing.
Q9: How’s your cooking skills?
Suk: Of course……very good. I think yours must be not good, because normally always the person who is not good at cooking would ask such question.
Q10: I dreamed about you last night.
Suk: In your dream, what we did actually?
Q11: Prince, you think who is more prettier, Korean girls or Chinese girls?
Suk: French ah?
Q12: Is it really youself answer the questions?
Suk: You! Get! Out!
Q13:When will be Team H Show in next year? How many people?
Suk: More in a hurry to be over 10 million followers on weibo!!
Q14: Oppa what’s the first Chinese you learnt?
Suk: 我很帅！ (I’m so handsome).
Q15: Boss, I am going to learn Korean very hard and to become your translator. You like that? Boss?
Sui: Send me your picture first, kkkkkk.
Q16: Prince, you’re my first love, what can I do? Shall I still get married?
Suk: Marriage, I think we shall just you do yours and I do mine.
Q17: Boss, what kind of gift make you happy most?
Q18: You should find a boyfriend for Suni.
Suk: She can’t get pregnant, and rumor is she is seeing someone names little Huang kk.
Q19: Is there anything that you didn’t do it when you were young. now you’re getting older that you regret for it?
Suk: Woman Bath House.
Q20: Anyway, I want to ask a question, did you ever meet anyone more handsome than you?
Suk: Haven’t yet.
Q21: Do you pick up a girl who looks pretty from the back?
Suk: I will run to her and turn her face around first then decide, kkkk.
Q22: I heard you get rid of your baby belly, can you show it to us?
Suk: I will just leave it to be seen by myself, you will never see it in your life.
Q23: Eat too much MSG will become a bald Jang, haha.
Suk: Why you just tell me now?
Q24: Suk are you gonna build a band like Kang Mul Kyul?
Suk: Team H already makes me so busy.
Note: Kang Mul Kyul is the role he played in drama Mary Stayed All Night Out, a leading singer in a indy band.
Q25: Are you the kind of person that care more about the person’s appearance?
Suk: I care more about person’s heart than appearance. ahh, headache.
Q26: Eels boss, everyday when you wake up what you want to do most?
Q27: I’m hungry! What about you? Come to my house I will cook for you. First, let’s have kabayaki (grilled eels).
Suk: There is room service here.
Q28: Boss, don’t build too much muscle, I don’t like muscular man, just a little is fine. (blush)
Suk: I have been working hard on that, no muscle is a problem, 55555.
Q29: Does Suni can do shuffle dance?
Suk: kyaaa, as common sense, can dog dance?
Q30: You love tennis so much, ever think do it as career?
Suk: Absolutely not.
Q31: Don’t drink too much, drink beer will make you belly get bigger and bigger, hahaha.
Suk: I STOP DRINKING! also stop seeing woman…. but… that’s not right… haha
Q32: What kind of man you’re? Good man or bad man?
Suk: I’m a man you just can’t let him go. And, I’m your man.
Q33: If you don’t answer me, I won’t go to your concert. hmmm
Suk: Did you buy ticket?
Q34: You come to China, why don’t pass your album to the strangers on the street? You have done that even in Phuket.
Suk: I forgot, kkkkkk.
Q35: Translator sisters, don’t translate for him, let him check on dictionary himself.
Suk: R U CRAZY???
Q36: If Hongki and Heechul all fall into water, whom you will rescue first?
Suk: Do I have to? They are not girls…..
Q37: Are you sure you stop drinking? Don’t say that you won’t know how you get awake tomorrow morning, haha.
Suk: Didn’t I just said I stop drinking… also no woman, ahhhh
Q38: If you have chance to travel back to time tunnel, when you want to be?
Suk: I want to go back to be 4 yeas old and go into woman bath house, haha
Q39: Is Jason Jang beside you? Tell him that he is in my dream every night.
Jason: I love you too. Suk: You’re so nasty.
Q40: Eels boss, what you will do next?
Suk: I want to eat KFC
Q41: I also can drink a lot, do you dare to drink with me?
Suk: I’m too busy.
Q42: Ok, I’m being bold here. My family runs bath house!!! Answer me!!! kkkkkk
Suk: Give me your address. kkkkkkk
Q43: You’re so good looking and beautiful. You can dress like woman go to woman bath house.
Suk: Something you can’t get it clear, I’m a real MAN!!!
Q44: Would you do like you were in Beijing to walk on the street alone in the morning in Shanghai?
Suk: This time the bodyguard don’t let me out. 555555
Q45: If you can get one super power, what you want?
Suk: Fluoroscopy (X-ray), hahahahaha
Q46: I want to see Jang Meili (Beauty Jang), did you bring her?
Suk: I want to bring her, but I’m afraid it won’t pass customs, so I left her at home.
Note: Check here for background of Jang Meili (Beauty Jang) http://jangkeunsukforever.com/?p=15728
Q47: Do you like rainy day?
Suk: I do. I hope when I’m with you it rains, because I’m too lazy to take shower, kkkkkk.
Q48: What you will do after tomorrow’s Cri Show?
Suk: Take shower get cleaned……. then sleep, ho ho
Q49: Are you gonna fly up in your Cri Show this time?
Suk: You will know when you come to see it.
Q50: Ask this for the last time, can I apply to be your manager?
Suk: Send your picture first…. pali (quick!)
Q51: I hope your Chinese is good as your Japanese, haha, so the translator sisters will leave your side.
Suk: Nononono, if I’m in love with a Chinese girl my Chinese will improve very fast, do you want to be my girlfriend? Pali (quick) send you picture to me!!
Q52: Why all your managers are male?
Suk: If my manager is a female……
Q53: I’m eating ice cream, do you want, answer me I will give you one ^_^
Suk: Can you give an ice cream? I will give two pieces KFC.
Q54: There are so many eels are pretty girls, you come here more often you will see them.
Suk: Yes, recently there are lots of pretty girls in eels, everyday Jason is drooling in the car, hahahaha.
Q55: You bully Suni, Suni bully Jason, Jason bully Gunsama, and most important, you don’t answer me, so you’re a bad guy.
Suk: You also want me to bully you? come! heehee
Q56: When I see you my heart beat 100 times fast, what should I do?
Suk: Everytime I look at mirror, I’m like this too, so I know how you feel, hahahaha.
Q57: Prince, please let Jang Meli (Beauty Jang) marry me.
Suk: Jang Meili is a Thai, ok?
Q58: Is Gunsama there? Tell him, I like him a lot.
Suk: Kim Piaoliang (Beauty Kim) is also a Thai, sa wa di ka!
Note: If you want to know who is Kim Piaoliang, click here to find out. http://jangkeunsukforever.com/?p=15728
Q59: If your fans become other star’s fans you will turn them to kabayaki, but if other star’s fans become to your fans, what you will do?
Suk: I will give them KFC, kkkkkk.
Q60: What’s your next goal, Prince?
Suk: Conquer the world.
Q61: Later tonight you will go shopping? Don’t swipe too much on your credit card, otherwise you will get beaten when you get home.
Suk: What is shopping? I don’t know that.
Q62: Last time, you show us your weibo interview on site picture. Can you do the same this time?
Suk: I only have picture of eating KFC.
Q63: I want a “wink”
Suk: Ok, is the last question, I will let you have it, wink….. chiu!
Compiled by: JangKeunSukForever